today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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