So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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