But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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