I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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