I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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