I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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