Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize