I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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