Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
