i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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