i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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