No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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