I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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