is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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