I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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