he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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