either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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