I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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