I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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