I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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