They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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