Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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