haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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