I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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