He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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