nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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