Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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