school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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