The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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