What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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