I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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