i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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