I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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