there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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