Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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