I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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