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• (480): View more from Arizona

  WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.

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• (510): View more from California

  Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.    

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!

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• (707): View more from California

  she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (818): View more from California

  well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.

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  You always make things weird.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high

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