Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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