The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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