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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef

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  Yo quero taco bell

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• (407): View more from Florida

  also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

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• (323): View more from California

  may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.

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  First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"

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  You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely

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