Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.