Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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