Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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