I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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