belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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