He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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