Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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