how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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