if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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