Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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