come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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