He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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