kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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