operation have a gay friend backfired
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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