I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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