trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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