can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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